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  1. amateur

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    LOC каза:

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    да не забравяме и втасало кисело зеле смесено с леки нотки шоколадово парфе

  2. LOC

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    @amateur-е пич ти си някъв болен ....по-добре потърси професионална помощ! и стой на 200метра от малки деца и бременни коне!

    МРАЗЯ БЕЗМИСЛЕНИ ПОСТОВЕ В СМИСЛЕНИ ТЕМИ!!!
  3. amateur

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    от три месеца ги правя Фсичките тез неща - няма положителен резултат досега, казаха след третата година действало. Все пак благодаря че си загрижен

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  4. fan4battle

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    Хахаха, важи!

  5. vasko

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    LOC каза:

    pfff!!!! bitch please! ако няма кръв, нечетен брой крака, поне 2 вида животни, саламура от синьо сирене, трансформъри и противоречив научен труд в сверата на паранормалното, не ми привлича сексуалния интерес по никакъв начин

    Mecha porn!

  6. Lisa

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    ъм. от това Training with Hinako гледах още 2 епизода освен тоя, дето е пуснал лок. подскачащите анимационни цици могат да бъдат доста пристрастяващи.

    ичи. [bounce-bounce] ни. [bounce-bounce] сан. [bounce-bounce] ши. [bounce-bounce] го. [bounce-bounce] року. [bounce-bounce] шичи. [bounce-bounce] хачи. [bounce-bounce] кюу. [bounce-bounce] джуу. [bounce-bounce]

    we come, we kill, we claim.
  7. amateur

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  8. understyle

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM_3np-C0Ps&feature=fvw

  9. vasko

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    Харесва ми накъде отива темата.

  10. bast

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    http://vbox7.com/play:73cd5fb8

  11. Strezov

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    vasko каза:
    Харесва ми накъде отива темата.

    на към травестити?

  12. vasko

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    Аз мислех за цици...

  13. Azzara

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    Тоя сайт е много зарибяващ. www.NotAlwaysRight.com

    Me: “This is ***, how can I help you?”
    Caller: “I’m calling about the court date tomorrow. Do I have to appear there?”
    Me: “Well… I see from the file that you are the defendant, while we represent the plaintiff. Did I get that right?”
    Caller: “Yes. Do I have to appear there?”
    Me: “You do realize that you are talking to your opponent’s lawyer?”
    Caller: “Yes.”
    Me: “Well, okay. You don’t really have to appear. If you don’t appear in court, you’ll lose the case, though, because you’re not represented by anybody else.”
    Caller: “So I don’t have to appear there?”
    Me: “No, not in the strict sense of the word ‘have to’. But you do realize that you are calling the opposite lawyer, don’t you?”
    Caller: “Yes, I do.”
    Me: “Very well. I take you won’t come, then?”
    Caller: “No, I won’t.”
    Me: “Okay, very well then. Thanks for the call.”
    Caller: “Goodbye, and thanks for the advice!”

    Learn more?
  14. LOC

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  15. Azzara

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    Customer: “Excuse me…how deep is the water?”

    Me: “Um…you mean the ocean?”

    Customer: “Yes. How deep is it?”

    Me: “I’m not quite sure what you mean.”

    Customer: “HOW DEEP IS THE WATER?!”

    Me: “It’s the ocean, ma’am.”

    Customer: “OK, well, how deep is the deepest part?”

    Me: “Very, very deep.”

    Customer: “Can I touch the bottom?”

    Me: “No.”

    Customer: “That’s not safe.”

    Me: “It’s much shallower near the shore. It gets deeper the farther out you go.”

    Customer: “That is definitely not safe. You should fix that.”

    Me: “I’ll tell my boss.”

    Customer: “Thanks.” *walks away*

    Learn more?
  16. orehovka

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    Gangnam style!
  17. amateur

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  18. fan4battle

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    От сайта, който Azzara показа:

    From Lucifer To Lucky

    (I’ve just rung up a customer’s items at the grocery store.)

    Me: “That will be $6.66, sir.”

    Customer:“Wait a minute!”

    (The customer proceeds to frantically search the candy displays. He comes back with a handful of various candies and a soda.)

    Customer: “Okay, now ring these up, because that is bad omen!”

    Me: “Your new total is…$7.77!

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    The Law Of The South Paw
    Supermarket | Denmark

    (I was scanning in the next customer’s items when this occurred.)

    Customer: “You’re doing it wrong.”

    Me: “Sorry?”

    Customer: “You’re scanning my things in wrong.”

    Me: “No, it’s done correctly. Every time the item is scanned it says beep.”

    Customer: “But you’re left-handed.”

    Me: “Yes, I am. Is there a problem?”

    Customer: “I’m right-handed. I don’t want my things scanned in by a lefty! Undo it.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, but I can’t un-scan all your items, and re-scan them with my right hand.”

    Customer: “God, are you a cripple or something?”

    Me: “No, but there are other customers waiting.”

    Customer: “FINE! I’ll pay with a check.”

    (She gets out her checkbook, and starts writing with her left hand. Another customer in line speaks up.)

    Customer #2: “Didn’t she say she was right-handed?”

    (The woman looks up, and then at her left hand.)

    Customer: “Are you stupid? This is right!”


  19. orehovka

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    Gangnam style!
  20. granpasanta

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  21. Lyubo_Gri

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    Think for yourself! Question authority!
  22. Preacher

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    lol, Любо, т'ва твоята сочна гръд ли е???
    Ти си луд! :D
    Кефиш...

    [color="#8B0000"]Уста в уста и прах при прахта...[/color]
  23. Snow

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3fhRn25tZE&feature=channel

    I may be a lot of things, but no one can accuse me of thinking before I speak.
  24. Dante

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    Е*аси яката татуировка! Като порасна голем, ше си направя такава!

  25. bast

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KswnjMa-MQ&feature=player_embedded

  26. bast

    The Alien cat
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    http://vbox7.com/play:1975bbab

  27. Kolibra

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfLvnXIu664

  28. Kolibra

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRqEED_kazA&feature=channel

  29. Kolibra

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3evx_vPndY&feature=channel

  30. Kolibra

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT8nSbpQSLs&feature=channel


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