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  1. Анонимен

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    Аз имам много любими, но мисля да започна с --

    - Oh good! My dog found the chainsaw!

    P.S. Не е задължително да пускате и картинки, но поне пише от кои филми са репликите за такива като мен дето няма да ги познаят...

  2. Snow

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    -Hallo, Indy! You are in Happy Town!
    -Jesus Christ, this isn't Happy Town! This is Everybody-Is-Going-To-Die-In-5-Seconds Town! FREEDOM FRIDGE!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4ZCMBuspsM

    I may be a lot of things, but no one can accuse me of thinking before I speak.
  3. Batman

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    "Morale?! We've never had morale around here!"

    Циклон в някой от епизодите на "Трансформърс: Армада".

    Batman created by Bob Kane (1915-1998)
    Visit "Realm of the Bat" at http://www.batfan93.blogspot.com
  4. Анонимен

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    now you pissed me off!!!

  5. Strezov

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    Osbourne Cox? I thought you might be worried... about the security... of your shit.

    Брат Пит във филма "Изгори след прочитане" - абсурдната ситуация, когато персонажът му тръгва да изнудва героя на Джон Малкович. Безумно як филм

  6. RottenBrain

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    "We are all puppets Laurie. I am just a puppet who can see the strings."
    Watchmen #9
    Motion Comic-са който излиза в момента е жесток ^^

    You can't stop the signal.
  7. hangemhigh13

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    - Alright, we call it a draw!

    - You're the king? I didn't vote for you . . .

    - ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
    - This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

    - Cut down a tree with a herring? It can't be done.

    - Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

    - Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

    - And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...

    - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    - WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP??
    - I made it myself . . .

    - YOU'RE AFTER MY ROBOT BEE!

    - No candy for you, chubmonster, until you tell me all there is to know about those red bearded men who smell of ham and VOMIT!

    - It's not stupid, it's advaaanced . . .

    - LIES! FILTHY EARTHBOY LIES!

    - Gir! The Plug Thing! It isn't plugged!

    - Truly I'm amazing! No wonder they cheer at the mere sight of my success.

    - If you meddle in the affairs of time and space, horrible things may happen! Like this giant fish monster in a bear suit! Look at him go!

    - Be gone with you! I've had enough of your nonsense from your smelly mouth filled with... corn!
    - But I haven't been eating corn
    - Liar!

    - It's over, Tak! The Earth is mine to devastate... and I already promised the moon to GIR.

    - But... invader's blood marches through my veins, like giant RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS! The pants command me. Do not ignore my veins!

    - You're nothing Earth boy! Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!
    -Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

    -Invader Zim

    Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
  8. RottenBrain

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    Жалкото е, че забелязах, че си объркал супер леко единия цитат от Зим x)

    You can't stop the signal.
  9. ghostrider

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    (on Mandy smiling, thus causing reality to collapse)Sir Raven: YOU FOOLS! YOU'VE MESSED WITH NATURAL OORDAAAAA!!!

    Mistah Kurtz -- he dead.
  10. fan4battle

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    'Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule.' (Plant Manager, Delco Corporation)
    Real Life Dilbert Quotes

  11. orehovka

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    "Аз мога само да ти покажа вратата, Нео, но ти сам трябва да минеш през нея."

    Причината да смятам тази реплика за култова, е, че звучи толкова дзенски и същевременно е толкова очевидно вярна, че е чак дразнещо. Обаче най-важната причина е, че просто много често попадам в ситуации, за които е измислено това определение и по-конкретно докато се опитвах да накарам студентите да четат по-усърдно. Така и не усетих как почнах да им приказвам същото нещо и даже един път импулсивно направих собствен вариант: "Аз мога само да ви покажа пътечката, но вие сами трябва да минете през блатото" (в превод: "аз мога да ви обясня някои неясни неща, но вие сами трябва да си вземете изпита" ).

    Gangnam style!
  12. kivaaa

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    Druid: The is a lot of nature in that tree.
    Billy: There is a lot of nature in my pants.

    - The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

    I'm not random, I just have many toughts.
  13. Snow

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    Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, that is why it is called present

    Kung Fu Panda. Репликата е велика.

    I may be a lot of things, but no one can accuse me of thinking before I speak.
  14. Lisa

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    - Fuck me, hold tight. What's that?
    - It's me belt, Turkish.
    - No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
    - It's for protection.
    - Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?

    - Eighty-six carats.
    - Where?
    - London.
    - London?
    - London.
    - London?
    - Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.

    - Omlette du fromage.

    - ... and we're walking... and walking... and walking...
    - AND?!
    - ... aaand a dragon comes out. and he's scary! he's out to getcha!

    we come, we kill, we claim.
  15. Astfgl

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    Пак оттам:
    -It's a forest!
    -Thought we were in a dungeon!
    -Forest!
    -Dungeon !
    -Ok, dungeon forest !
    ( впрочем заглавието никога не съм го схващал. Dungeons & Dee Dees ? )

    От Billy and Mandy:

    Billy: - Oh that's scarrrry!
    Grim: - Scary ?? You wouldn't know scary if it crawled up and ate up your face!

    В кой бизнес сме ?? - В прокълнатия бизнес !!
  16. RottenBrain

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    Кое не му схващаш? D&D=Dungeons & Dragons; D&DD=вероятно Dexter & Dee Dee?

    You can't stop the signal.
  17. Strezov

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    - Fuck me, hold tight. What's that?
    - It's me belt, Turkish.
    - No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
    - It's for protection.
    - Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?

    тоя филм РАЗЦЕПВА просто!!!

    За разлика от новия му, Рокендрола

  18. RottenBrain

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    fag off! забавен е!
    И за да не съм съвсем офтопик

    I am Jack's smirking revenge.
    I am Jack's cold sweat.
    I am Jack's raging bile duct.
    I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
    I am Jack's wasted life.
    I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.
    I am Jack's broken heart.

    On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

    This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.

    You can't stop the signal.
  19. ghostrider

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    RottenBrain каза:
    fag off! забавен е!
    И за да не съм съвсем офтопик

    I am Jack's smirking revenge.
    I am Jack's cold sweat.
    I am Jack's raging bile duct.
    I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
    I am Jack's wasted life.
    I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.
    I am Jack's broken heart.

    On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

    This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.

    Поланик има навика да е велик

    You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
    You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

    Mistah Kurtz -- he dead.
  20. kivaaa

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    "Be careful!"

    I'm not random, I just have many toughts.
  21. kivaaa

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    "I don't want to be a boyfriend! Boyfrinds have to do all kinds of wierd stuff. Like holding hand and writing poetry. And holding hands... and holding hands. And be together FOREVER! FOREVER'S A LONG TIME!"
    - Chowder

    I'm not random, I just have many toughts.
  22. draka

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    2 от любимите ми

    Аre u talking to me?

    I'm watching you.

  23. Nigel

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    The Inquisitor: Hail, Flynn the Fine.
    Flynn the Fine: Hail, random creepy knight guy.
    Lodge: Dumbass, bardic knowledge.
    Flynn the Fine: Oh, yeah, right! You are totally...
    Lodge: [voice-over] The Lord High Inquisitor...
    Flynn the Fine: The Lord High Inquisitor...
    Lodge: [voice-over] ... of the Grand Illuminated Holy Order of Therin.
    Flynn the Fine: [pause] What he said! Hail.

    Flynn the Fine: [singing] Shut up, dear peasant, rest your head. Or I'll have the sorceress kill your ass dead.

    Daphne: What did the barmaid say?
    Flynn the Fine: "Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh gods, yes."

    Joanna: What's with the pirates?
    Lodge: Everything's better with pirates!

    The Gamers: Dorkness rising

  24. TheFox

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